I think you lot are a tidy and conscientious bunch…
But why do I say this? Well for a while now I’ve walking around with my head down, looking for litter. But litter of a specific type… namely a discarded pork scratchings packet.
Can I bloody find one, hell no!
I don’t think I have ever seen one to be honest. I have seen many many strange types of litter in my travels, well, I mean, look at all this lot… http://www.equallyvalid.com/category/litter/, but never any type of scratching related detritus.
So what do we conclude from this scientific survey of the utmost rigour?
Well I say that people that eat pork scratchings are a tidy and conscientious bunch and you should all be congratulated.