The label says:
Killer Naga Pork Crunch
Hallowed Be Thy Pain
Dr. Burnorium Says Dr. Burnorium says:
Prepare yourself for one of the finest fiery snacks ever.
Bigger pieces with a lighter texture than my traditional Psycho Scratchin’s. Not so hard on the teeth, so even if you’ve got dentures you’ll be fine with these.
If my Psycho Crunch ain’t the perfect accompaniment to a pint I’ll smother my hat in Psycho Juice and eat the bloody thing.
Incredible, crunchy, porky perfection liberally dusted with a face-melting naga jolokia (Ghost Pepper) seasoning.
Addictive ain’t the word. You’ll wish that these bad boys came in a bleedin’ carrier bag.
As with all my Psycho products only the best will do.
I sincerely hope you enjoy eating these as much as I did creating them.