The label says:
Killer Naga Pork Crackling
Hallowed Be Thy Pain
Dr. Burnorium Says Dr. Burnorium says:
Prepare yourself for one of the best fiery snacks ever.
The finest traditional pork scratchings just got the Psycho treatment.
If my Psycho Scratchin’s ain’t the perfect accompaniment to a pint I’ll smother my hat in Psycho Juice and eat the bloody thing.
Incredible, crunchy, porky perfection liberally dusted with a face-melting naga jolokia (Ghost Pepper) seasoning.
Addictive ain’t the word. You’ll wish that these bad boys came in a bleedin’ carrier bag.
As with all my Psycho products only the best will do.
I sincerely hope you enjoy eating these as much as I did creating them.