Hooray for the ‘kept in the dark and treated like shit’ people of North Korea.
North Korea says it has invented a “suave” hangover-free alcohol for “experts and lovers”.
And they say it wins a quality medal for preserving national smack – #wtf?

Sounds like good news, I wonder if it’s as genuine as their other recent world dominating claims.

But…
The ‘suaveness’ of your tipple in no way stops you from rambling like an idiot and throwing up in the back of a minicab.
You don’t have to be an ‘expert’ to get totally trollied on a drink that’s 30 to 40% proof.
And let’s not mention being a ‘lover’!

Read more from the source: North Korea says it has invented hangover-free alcohol – BBC News

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