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Hairy Bar Snack Review: The smell, makes you sneeze
Simple review, but a complicated process to get to this answer.
Firstly, you have to eat one… just one.
Then scrunch up your face in pain, roll around on the floor in agony, try and pull your teeth out with some Poundland pliers, stick a back-scratcher in your mouth to remove the remaining lining of your cheeks, most of it has fallen off already, trying to escape from the pain.
…but after a few minutes things start to return to some semblance of normality, your vision returns and you are no longer forced to writhe around in some crazy involuntary manner.
At this point, you realise that the whole lining of your mouth has been rendered totally useless and your tongue has stopped working. With this, I attempt to try piece number two.
And with your newfound oral disability, the whole bag becomes a completely different experience, they are really really nice.
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